“So I went to Haliu…” Hibiscus signed. “The chaos there was unimaginable.”
“I believe some prophet went and found a few candies before you…” Lilac pondered. “Now, candy-hunting will not come easy to you, not anymore. Unless you look on the moon-”
Hibiscus spun around, and lifted off the ground, skirt and hair flowing in the wind… Her tail whiskers opened in the wind, making the shape of a butterfly.
“No.”
But Hibiscus kept floating, her pearlescence glowing, before she just… stopped.
A beat.
Hibiscus faceplanted on the snow, face-down.
“Are you ok?” Lilac asked, running over to Hibiscus to help them up.
They whined.
Priority #1: Get enough magic to float off onto the moon.
Current status: Unfinished.
Hibiscus was currently stacking all of her magic objects into a big pile of magical energy to use as fuel to launch off to the moon to find candy.
Yes, really. Yes, the candy is that good.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough. If only she had more pearlescence…
… The caves in Haliu! That’s it!
Hibiscus ran off towards Haliu, not giving a single fucking shit that she’s going to be eating shitty tasteless grass for weeks after this fucking stunt, nor caring a flying fuck about everyone else who would be caught in the crossfire.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“CANDY! CANDY!”
Sealomimi ran around wildly, tossing candies at each other.
The Prophet hid under a rock, shaking, when he spotted a dark blue blur jump from the sea into the shadows, not to be seen.
The Prophet’s eyes glowed.
Oh dear…
Hibiscus snagged every crystal from that damned cave and ran off, surfing on the water like her life depended on it. Some of the crystals slipped from the pile, falling into the ocean to contaminate it forever more, forcing most sealomimi to eat tasteless grass for the rest of their lives.
But none was more important than CANDY!
She surfed, even on the snow, and tossed the crystals onto her pile, then jumped off of his tail and onto the mountain of magic he had created.
Then… he closed his eyes…
And began to SPIN!
And spin!
And spin!
Hibiscus Moonsmith spun and spun into the air, floating up higher and higher, her skirt going spinnier and spinnier as she flew up towards the moon, before she SHOT over to the big grey rock in the sky. But was it a rock?
The first thought in Hibiscus’ mind (after she bumped into the moon and got a good look at it from up close) was as follows. …There isn’t candy on the moon… No, the moon… is a candy!
Drool spilled from his mouth, and his eyes darted to the candies spilling out from behind the moon-candy. …So there is both candy on the moon… and the moon is candy… How shall I eat it all? I know…
Hibiscus closed her eyes… and opened his jaw wide…
BREAKING NEWS: the moon turned into a fishy candy and somehow a sealomimi has ended up in space with no spacesuit and instead of choking to death they are currently trying to eat the fucking moon whole
what the actual hell
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^ the moon, apparently
“Lilac, what are you thinking about?” Amber asked.
“Nothing.” He said with a smile.
Amber sighed. “Somehow, I don’t believe you.”
“I would not believe me either.”
“You’re thinking what would happen if this sealomimi-” Amber gestured to Hibiscus, currently passed out after the world’s strongest and most magical sugar rush. “- tried some zany scheme like to go to the moon, aren’t you?”
“Perhaps.”
“Are you?”
Lilac sweatdropped. “https://toyhou.se/24149488.totally-a-real-candy?key=Yup4SIY6UXbQkiX!”
“LILAC!”
