Ahaha, don't touch me there~ Dad says you're bad and you'll make me bad too~

"Silence, hero's child. Let me take your innocence!"

Odio! Odio! I laid an egg!

"What in the w-" 

Duskie held up a white egg with blond and red spots. Look! I woke up and this was in my pants! 

"Like a chicken? Like a fucking chicken?" 

Knight, you don't get it! Me and Odio had a kid! 

"... How in the world… I… I did not even… How does… I did not even have a physical form when we made love last night-" 

I don't know! But I'm a father! Dad's a grandma! 

"... You cannot tell your father."

"I'm sure Duskie can tell his dad that he's a dad without saying you're the other father."

"And if he were to inquire?" 

"Say you fucked someone in a bathroom or something. Or refuse to answer, I don't think he would think Odio would somehow be the other parent." 

It'll be fine! Dad will like being a grandma!

"Dad!" Duskie held up his egg, this time with his bandana wrapped around it. "You're a grandma!"

"...Wha?" 

"I laid an egg! And it's gonna hatch into a grandbaby! And then I'm gonna love and care for them!" 

"..." Sundown stared.

"...and you can help me!" 

Sundown let out a sigh of relief. 

"So, little one, your dad told me that you laid an egg." Kato smiled. "Can I see it?" 

"Here! Be careful with Eggy!" 

Kato tenderly took the egg, and looked at it rather curiously. 

"... Huh? Is something wrong?" 

"Well, little one." Kato said. "Humans don't usually… lay eggs. Especially not out of nowhere. Did anyone… do anything with you? I know people from your time aren't usually educated about such things at a young age-" 

"Uh, Kato?" 

"... Yes, little one?" 

"... How old do you think I am?" 

"... Twelve?" 

Duskie burst into laughter. "I'm twenty-two! You can talk about dick and balls with me! I'm not an actual kid!" He smiled. "And yeah, there's another someone who's gonna be a dad, but I'm not gonna say who!" Duskie stuck his tongue out. 

"... Well,... 'little' one…" Kato was mostly frozen. "I, well, little Eggy's gonna need an incubator most likely…" 

"Look, Akira!" Duskie held up the incubator with his egg inside. "I laid an egg!" 

Akira, not wanting there to be two of Duskie, screamed.