"Brother mine, what in the world are you doing?" 

Sorting the chocolates into 'your chocolates' and 'my chocolates'! Duskie smiled as he sorted another orange-flavored chocolate into the 'your chocolates' pile. 

"... Brother mine, that would not be a wise move." 

... Do you not like oranges?

"I despise them." 

I bet Akira likes orange chocolate! Maybe I can trade all of these chocolates for something tasty! 

"Something tasty…? Would you like a Lover's Taiyaki?" Akira smiled. "You could eat it with your dad- you two are like lover's enough, anyways!" 

"Ewwwww!" Duskie grimaced. "I'd never fuck my dad! That's disgusting! What's wrong with you?!" 

Odio, Duskie's brother and, in this fic, boyfriend, blinked internally. 

"Well, you already commit incest with the mass murderer living inside your head, so I thought fucking your dad wasn't beneath you." Akira said. "Happy Valentine's Day, by the way! But I'm pretty sure when people celebrate it with their family, they do it platonically." 

Duskie handed over the chocolates, took the extremely chocolately and massive Lover's Taiyaki, and took a seat. 

… This is our first Valentine's together, Odio! 

"Indeed it is, my love…" 

We should go on a date somewhere! And I'll just say I'm taking in the sights! 

"... And what if your father wants to occupy us?" 

She's off fuckin' Mad Dog! 

"Excuse me, mister?" A kid asked. "Where's your husband?" 

"My… Hubby?" Duskie was, to his knowledge, unmarried. 

"Yeah! The one with the weird blanket and the beard."

Duskie, realizing who the kid was referring to, screamed. 

"Kid, why are you here alone?" 

"I wanna taste the food!" Duskie smiled. "And I'm not alone, I have Mister Pillow with me!" He held up a white pillow, while Odio facepalmed internally.

"... Right this way, then!"

Duskie was quickly seated, and currently was eating the chips basket. 

"... Howdy, Duskie." Sundown walked by, holding Mad's hand, and then gave Duskie a soft pat with her free hand. 

"Hi, Dad!" 

Sundown waved him off and left, not noticing what Duskie was eating. 

Soon after, the same kid from before appeared. 

"Was that your husband? Why'd he leave?" 

"That's my dad!" 

"Wow! Your dadsband?! Now that I know dad-husbands exist, I'm gonna marry and fuck my dad!" The kid yelled. "Then I'm gonna torture him by making him eat the orange chocolates Akira gave me and I'm gonna tell him they were filled with liquid chocolate just like Akira did!" 

Duskie blinked. A red glow surrounded the small child, before he faded away into another time, just like that.

"On another one of your in-sys-t dates?" Akira asked, making a pun some people might not even get. In response, the small child materialized in the form of being chucked directly at the back of Akira's head. 

Duskie laughed. 

"Orange chalk!" Pogo was there. Huh. Did Akira smuggle him? "Pogo want chalk! Orange chalk!" 

Wait. Not chalk. Choc. Chocolate. 

"YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING US" Knight screamed. "Pogo likes that shit?!" 

"Wow!" The small child said to Pogo. "Are you my dad?" 

Pogo, sensing malicious intentions, bit the child in two, and ate both halves. 

"Now Pogo has a hunger for human flesh, but luckily I've already been through this shit with Odio, so I told Duskie to give him pork…" Knight said, watching as his wives listened intensely all the while. 

"What, perchance, happened next, husband dear?" Alicia asked. 

"Well, after all that shit, they went home, and Odio and Duskie fucked so hard even my goddamn legs are sore…"